Saturday, March 24, 2007

We LOVE Shy Love

What can I say about Shy Love? There's nothing shy about her for starters. The girl is a sexual being. We love those kind of beings. They make our world go round. After a very candid conversation we found out that Shy Love has had 22 cocks in her ass in the last year. She's a Virgo and enjoys long walks on short beaches. So back to the story. We go inside this gated community cause AL-B's an idiot. I guess it all worked out for the best. We found this French guy that Shy liked and they started talking about anal and gay French movies and before you know it he was sticking his cock in her pussy. Just like that! You know how we role. Do you? Do you know how we role. I role Dirt bitches! Enough representing. The sex was incredible. Frenchy put it down on my girl. He even made her cum. As a reward Shy gave him a messy blowjob that I nor you the fans will ever forget. This girl ain't a porn star for nothin. NO WHAT I'M SAYIN! Later we ditched the French extra far from home. That's always a plus. Enjoy Fellas. Keep it real and all that! Peace! D.Sanchez.

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A Slice Of Spring Break Heaven

Yo whats up you motherfuckers out there! I bet you missed us this whole month. Thats right the bus is back bitches...well sort of. I was supposed to meet up with Sanchez this week. He had invited me over for some South Beach fun, but when I get on the bus there was no Sanchez. Only this scrawny looking kid who says he is Bang Bus's biggest fan. He told me Sanchez was out late last night and was partied out. He also gave the super fan the keys to the truck. Something seemed weird about the whole thing but hey we're on the bus and were at the Beach so I decided to have a little fun myself. We cruised around for a couple hours talking to random chicks in hopes of getting them in the bus, but let me tell you it's not as easy as it looks. We finally managed to get this one girl to flash us for two hundred dollars but she dipped before we could have anymore fun with her. We were a little frustrated, so we cruised around for a few more hours trying to see what we can scrounge up out there. After all its Spring Break! Finally when we thought this was going to be a bogus ride we scoped out this blonde bombshell and this chocolate momma walking down the strip. We told them we were two college students shooting a documentary and asked them if they could jump in and talk to us.The plan worked! After a little while, We offered them some money and got them to flash their titties at us. We knew this was it because when it finally came to the moment of truth and after one of them decided this wasn't her thing and ditched her friend . The blonde bombshell showed us she was willing to show us more, she only had two conditions that we pay her and that she chooses which man she wants to fuck. We couldn't refuse. So come back to the bus and check out this nice slice of Spring Break heaven we have for you. Preston Parker style.

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Karma (night Stick Of Justice)

Sofia and Hendrix. What can I say about those two crazy love birds. Hum? She's a hot little number. Her ass was nice n soft. Her tits were great also. I almost felt bad leaving the poor girl. According to Hendrix she cheated on him with not one but two guys. It happened at some party. His boy called him in the middle of the night telling him all this shit. That would be traumatic for anyone I guess. So he decided to do this girl Dirt. What better place to get revenge on your girl than on the bang bus. Million's of people are going to see this girl fucking, sucking, and then getting ditched on the side of the road. How embarrassing! What's funny is at first she seemed like a nice girl. Shy and quiet. Then we started talking and the first thing out of her mouth was that she stole Hendrix from one of her best friends. Karma truly is the night stick of justice. So back to this girls hot little body. Her ass bounced real nice as Hendrix hit it from all angles. This kid laid the pipe as they say. Another one for my collection. Sanchez Out!

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Pushing Up Daisy

I'm loving all the famous hot pussy that's been coming on the bus lately. It's so great because I get to fondle their tits and rub their ass. I hand picked Daisy Marie because she is so fine. The girl is a winning combo of face, personality, and most importantly body. What a pair of tits on this broad. Perfect and natural. Her ass is unbelievable as well. This girl fucks like a fox on top of everything else. She is nasty. What a dirty mouth on this little thing. Thinking about it gives me a bit of a chub. Look at me I sound like a school girl with a crush. Anyway, We picked up this fucking slob in a Department store in Hialeah of all places. This guy was a fucking case. He didn't even know how to play with a pussy. I think he was a virgin or something. Seriously, homeboy hadn't seen a pussy in a while or ever for that matter. He hit it pretty good though. He was hung (not that I was looking). I'm not gay I swear. HE HE. So Daisy brought a vibrator on the bus so she could play with her clit while the monkey boy we picked up fucked her doggy. It was a hot scene to say the least. She came to a screaming orgasm towards the end. Speaking of the end. I told Al-B to drive extra far for this guy. Something about his face made me want to fuck him over bad. The retard made it real easy for us. Like all morons from Hialeah he wanted to take a piss on a tree in the middle of the road. That was that. I hope to never see that loser again. Like he cares, he got to hit one of the hottest porn stars around. -Sanchez

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Innocent Student Till P.P. Hit It!

What can I say about my boy P.P. He can't grow a beard, he's a soft spoken metrosexual with a big heart. When I say metro I really mean homo. Anyway so back to P.P. In all seriousness, he's a trip. I love the kid. He also has a fat penis with a tiny head. One young, innocent, Cuban student found out in what I like to call "A Student for Preston." It's a romantic comedy musical. P.P. loves to sing. What I'm trying to say is that he's gay!!! As gay as the day he made Blownout O Rings Part Five. Enough about that beardless freak! This girl had a bangin little body. Great tits and a plump ass. Hell ya! Preston hit it with great ease. My boy was smooth. He hit that pussy as if it was a man's anus! HA HA HA HA!!! Al-B and I are laughing our asses off writing this shit. It's not everyday we get to diss P.P. for the world to see. All right enough fucking around. This was one horny chick. Preston quenched her horniness with some big cock in her mouth and her tight little pussy. The gizz ended up on her face and she ended up getting ditched as she pee'd in some canal bank. It was a special farewell. She never saw it coming. -DIRT

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Nautica's Big Bubble Butt.....

Oh hell ya! That chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl. Jarrod laid that pipe. He put it on that girl. This girl was a nympho man. We met her going into some underground strip club/ swingers bar/ orgy party place. We didn't actually go in but there are a lot of places like that one in Miami and it's a great place to meet a freaky girl like Nautica. That girl liked the money but to be honest I think if I would have sweet talked her a bit more she would have done it for free. She was just in it for the sexual good time. For the most part anyway! So speaking about sexual. Sex with this girl was great. She was feeling my boy Blumkin. He hit it man. This girls tits were great too. I felt a bit guilty leaving her on the side of the road. I must say it was a classic. She was bitching because we were smoking in the car and she wanted some fresh air. I'm sure she got plenty of fresh air walking back to her car. It was about ten miles. Check her out in the trailer. You'll love what you see. Enjoy! -Sanchez

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Ron Jeremy On The Motha Fucking Bus, Enough Said!

Man this is fucking crazy, My uncle Ron Jeremy decided to ride out with us on a hunt for some pussy. I mean I learned all my tricks from this guy. He is truly a legend in my eyes. This guy has fucked so many women, I mean in the thousands. He truly is my hero. Anyways so we rode out to Hialeah, and we see this cutie just getting out of the mall, we go up to her and ask her to talk to us, but she wasn't budgeing. So as I'm listening to Ron, she walks away, so we follow her again out to the parking lot and after some major convincing, and some offering of money, she gets in the van. So I tell her that Ron is like the best massage therapist in all of Miami Dade, and I tell her to try him. He starts to massage her, and the next thing, I know they were all making out in the bus, (There was money involved, I must admit!) and then the next thing I know she's sucking on his cock, then he licks her pussy, while he's fingering her, and then they fuck. The fucked for a while. It was great, I mean this girl had no idea who Ron really was. The sex was hot to say the least. So these two ended up asleep on the back of the bus when it was all over. Just as I'm contemplating how to kick this girl of the van. She tells me to stop and pee. Bingo! Do I even have to tell you what happens next. Uncle Ron had a fit. He wanted to go back for her but it was to late. Anyway, one to watch to say the least. The Dirty One....

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